1. buy an easy button.

2. take off the bottom to reveal a little black button.

3. Press and hold it.

4. While holding it, say anything. Sing a song, recite poetry, tell them a heart to heart message, anything.

5. Let go of the black button when you’re done.

6. Press the easy button to listen to what you’ve recorded. If you don’t like it, repeat. If you do, move on.

7. Try your best to put it into it’s original packaging without making look obvious is has been open.

8. Wrap that in wrapping paper (or put into bag/box).

9. Give it to them.

10. See if they ever press the button, and THEN check if their disappointed.

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