Just a reminder, Iris shi ge SHA BI.
Heres proof:
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*hey does anyone know?
*why do men prefer virgins?
LMH says:
*LOL
allen says:
*because
LMH says:
*dont tell her
allen says:
*no1 else has fucked them yet
LMH says:
*no
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*so?
LMH says:
*…
allen says:
*so they’re dick isn’t touching a vag thats been touched by another guys dick
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*…
*thats it?
allen says:
*yea
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*really?
*oh
LMH says:
*no
allen says:
*the bad part is u get blood all over ur cock’
LMH says:
*thats not true
*lol
*yea
*and
allen says:
*and then its like
*….
*ugh..
LMH says:
*its fun to be the first one to pop the cherry?
allen says:
*no
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*o_o
allen says:
*but if you can walk through mud, you can fuck through blood.
ᴎɛssα — raawr. // <3 says:
*…i’m feeling slightly disturbed…
William says:
*lol
LMH says:
*LOL
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*it also means you go there first
*LOL.
allen says:
*yea its like the chamber of secrets
*u have to use parseltongue to get in there
*okay that had nothing to do with this
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*K
*GOOD ENOUGH EXPLAINATION
*NO MORE
*plez
allen says:
*>.>
*u asked – –
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*and u answered
*like 10 times
allen says:
*then dont ask nxt time
*and google it
ᴎɛssα — raawr. // <3 says:
*iris, why did you ask…? >_>
allen says:
*or something
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*why do men go to those prostitution houses?
*its not even sanitary
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*…
LMH says:
*….
allen says:
*that’s only the low class ones
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*she’s
allen says:
*like
*rene
LMH says:
*u bring a condom with u
allen says:
*yea.
*no1 else would go
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*it’s for the people like rene who can’t get a stable o ne.
*qq.
allen says:
*lol
*yea
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*do we hand her a USB if it’s a powerpoint?
allen says:
*,,,
*ol
*we cant
ᴎɛssα — raawr. // <3 says:
*mmhm though she might threaten not to give it back.
allen says:
*do powerpoint
*o_o
*it says
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*y r 12 year old girls better?
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*..
LMH says:
*LOL
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*o_O
LMH says:
*WTF
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*WE
*CAN’T
*DO
allen says:
*because
LMH says:
*they arent
allen says:
*okay
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*POWER
allen says:
*ill tell u
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*POINT?
*WTF.
allen says:
*iris
*12 year old girls are better
*because
ᴎɛssα — raawr. // <3 says:
*wait iris…why do you need to know? >_>
allen says:
*they have tighter vags
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*they are fresh.
*LOL.
allen says:
*im so fucking pissed right now at everything
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*why do they bleed?
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*…
allen says:
*cuz u have a fucking hymen
*dumbass
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*because youo break their hymen.
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*wats a hymen?
allen says:
*okay
*take a pencil
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*your virginity.
allen says:
*stab ur self
*then
*when u start bleednig
*bleeding
*ur hymens gone
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*blood?
*is hymen?
allen says:
*OH MY FUCKING GOD
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*whaa?
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*iris.
*don’t
*even
*ask.
*holy
*shit.
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*sheesh
*kevin
ᴎɛssα — raawr. // <3 says:
*….
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*u
allen says:
*http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=HYMEN
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*don’t
*have
*to
*talk
*like
*this
allen says:
*yes
*we
*do
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*no
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*oh
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*we
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*yes
*we
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*don’t
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*do
*it’s
*to
allen says:
*IRIS CHANGE YOUR FKING DP
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*be
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*aww
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*over
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*shut
allen says:
*HOLY CRAP
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*up
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*dramatic
allen says:
*ITS WORSE THAN KEVINS NARUTO ONE B4
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*LOL.
allen says:
*ITS WORSE THAN MY DP
*AND MY DP IS FUCKING GAY
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*O_O
*HOLY.
*SHAT.
ᴎɛssα — raawr. // <3 says:
*o_o….
allen says:
*LOL
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*LOL.
allen says:
*DID U JUST SEE IT?
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*YES.
allen says:
*LOL
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*does the condom prevent diseases?
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*HOLY.
*…
allen says:
*YEA
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*THE CONDOm
allen says:
*YOU DUMBFUCK
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*BREAKS
*AND
allen says:
*HOLY
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*YOUR
allen says:
*SHIT
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*VERY
*HAPPY.
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*hmmm
*ic
allen says:
*iris go do your
*anal
*ogy
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*with wayne.
*: )
allen says:
*yea i purposely
*said that
*like
*anal
*ogy
*cuz
*im raging right now
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*y?
*wats an ogy?
allen says:
*ORGY
*HOLY
*FUCK
LMH says:
*im raging right now cuz im bleeding everywhere
allen says:
*ITS A FUCKING GANGBANG
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*i’m raging
*because
allen says:
*WITH 3 OR MORE PEOPLE
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*iris is being a shabi.
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*wats a gangbang?
allen says:
*WHEN 3 OR MORE PEOPLE FUCK
LMH says:
*a bunch of poeple get together and have sexual intercourse simultaeously
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*how does that work?
LMH says:
*fail sp-elling
*LOL
allen writes:
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*HOLY.
LMH says:
*LOL
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*SHIT.
*LOL.
LMH says:
*LOL
ᴎɛssα — raawr. // <3 says:
*….okay, gonna get out of here before iris questions about more sex terms…>_>
allen says:
*THATS A GANGBANG
ᴎɛssα — raawr. // <3 says:
*gnite you guys. >_>
allen says:
*night nessa
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*n ight nessa.
allen says:
*IRIS THAT WAS A GANGBANG
*NOW GO DO YOUR ANAL
*OGY
*
* ᴎɛssα — raawr. // <3 has left the conversation.
*
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*sooo confusing
allen says:
*AND PLEASE CHANGE YOUR DP
*I DONT CARE
*TO A CONDOM
*OR SOMETHIGN
*JUST HOLY FUCK THAT SCARES ME
*SO MUCH
*LIKE
*TAMADE WO CAO BI
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*its a ballerina
allen says:
*THAT DIDNT EVEN MAKE SENSE
*ITS A FUC KFACE
*FUCKFACE*
*FUCK FACE*
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*ur a fuckface
*i didn’t know guys could bitch
allen says:
*NO THANKS
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*LOL.
allen says:
*I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD CHOOSE SUCH A FUCKED UP DP
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*i like it
allen says:
*WTF ARE YOU SMOKING
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*i want what she’s moking.
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*wats ur problem?
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*smoking*
allen says:
*HMM
*WHATS MY PROBLEM
*I
*NEED
*TO
*FUCK
*A
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*william
allen says:
*PENCIL SHARPNER
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*horse
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*oh
allen says:
*PENCIL SHARPENER*
William says:
*iris
allen says:
*THATLL RELEASE RAGE
William says:
*are u that interested
*in
*fking ppl
*liek really
*ure gr.9
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*im not
allen says:
*yea
William says:
*the only age gorup u can do it wiht
*is 16+
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*but allen really likes u
William says:
*so rené is out of questo
allen says:
*iris you probably like alexanders brother
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*so is wayne.
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*no
*no
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*sadly.
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*no
*no
*no
*no
*no
*no
*no
*no
allen says:
*HES ON THE SAME LEVEL AS YOUR DP
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*no
*no
*no
*no
*no
*nono
*no
*no
*noo
*on
allen says:
*YOUR DP CAN FUCK WITH ALEXANDERS BROTHER
LMH says:
*IRIS
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*just shaddup
LMH says:
*IF U DONT STOP
allen says:
*ITLL PRODUCE A DECENT LOOKING BABY
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*not my fault
LMH says:
*ILL MKAE U EAT A FUCKING BEEF BURRITO
allen says:
*LOL
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*u can’t
allen says:
*HE’LL SHOVE IT SO FAR
*UP YOUR ASS
*UR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BEAR THE SCARS
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*omigoodness u guys, i have these questions cause i read a fictional book
*and didn’t understand half of it
allen says:
*PORNOGRAPHY RIGHT
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*no
*its an award winner
allen says:
*AWARD WINNING PORNO
*HOW MUCH DID U PAY FOR IT
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*its called sold
*wtf
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*LOL.
allen says:
*BONDAGE?
*
William just sent you a nudge.
*
allen says:
*S AND M?
William says:
*accident
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*no
William says:
*srry
allen says:
*S&M?
*HMM?
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*its about this girl who was sold into prostitution w/out knowning
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*…
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
**knowing
allen says:
*IS THAT ONE OF YOUR FUCKED UP FANTASIES
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*i think that was your life.
*o_o
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*allen
allen says:
*YES
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*take a frickin chill pill
William says:
*iRIS
allen says:
*OKAY
William says:
*holy shit
allen says:
*ILL
*TAKE
*A
*FUCKING
William says:
*are u high
*ive never seen
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*im the high one?
William says:
*a girl so into sex
allen says:
*EXACTLY
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*yes she is.
allen says:
*YOU HORNDOG
*WOW
*WTF
*IRIS
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*ITS A BOOK
William says:
*horny holy
allen says:
*SHUTUP
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*u guys r so retarded
allen says:
*UR SO FUCKING HORNY IRIS GO JACK OFF
William says:
*how mnay itmes do u masturbate
*in a day
*20?
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*..
allen says:
*WOW THATS MORE THAN RENE
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*YOUR ONE TO TALK.
*LOL.
allen says:
*IRIS YOU’RE FUCKING AMAZING
*U JACK MORE THAN RENE
*OR MASTURBATE
*W.E
LMH says:
*she can jack for 24hrs straight
*shes a girl
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*allen, u have problems
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*O_O;;
LMH says:
*guys cant
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*so do u aaron
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*dayum.
allen says:
*That may be so but my cock is bigger than your tits.
LMH says:
*i dont
*cuz im a guy
*guys cant
allen says:
*Yes its a fucked up ratio.
LMH says:
*its physically impossible
allen says:
*lol
*we’ll die
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*LOL.
~~~iRIS~~~ says:
*w/e u guys r being mean
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*lack of stamina.
allen says:
*yeap
*W.E UR BEING RETARDED
*ITS CALLED YIN YANG
LMH says:
*kevin u have no stamina
allen says:
*YING FUCKING YANG
LMH says:
*u last 2mins
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*LOL.
allen writes:
LMH says:
*then u skeet everywhere everyone cries
allen says:
*THATS A FUCKING YING YANG
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*D;
LMH says:
*she cries u cry everyone is trying and theres blodo everywhere
allen says:
*LOL
LMH says:
*in 2mins
allen says:
*HE QUEEFS
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*LOl.
*PRO.
allen says:
*EVERY 2 MINUTES
LMH says:
*LOL
allen says:
*AGH FUCK IM RAGING
Rhyozaki.◕ Coleurful Koumori. says:
*RAGE MOAR BABEH.
allen says:
*IRIS FUCK YOU.
*sry
*IRIS FUCK YOU.
*FUCK I NEED TO
*BRAEK SOMETHING
* ~~~iRIS~~~ has left the conversation.
…LOL.
: D
one left. :o
LOOOOOOL, this was HILARIOUS HILARIOUS HILARIOUS.
omigodddddddd
i’m scarred. T___T
I felt very disturbed after reading 3 sentences…. :)ROFL> Iris fails.
LOL SO INTENSE XD
: )I hope you’re all scared about joining in SY9 chat now.
Only at 1 in the morning. :)
naw, it’s hilarious sometimes, other times it pisses me off =P
HOLY MUTHER CRRAAAPPP. I almost died trying to control my laughter. DUDE i luv Allen now…XD
You noe in the end when Allen says "I Need to Braek something", you shoulda said "Iris’ hymen" LMFAO That would ahve been funny…
@Sean, I was going to, but I needed sleep moar than enjoyment.@Jessica, I think it’s hilarious almost 24/7. As long as Iris is on, and so is Allen.@Alex, hey, we can go crazy at 1 in the afternoon too.
Hey what is a hymen…. I remember its something about the topic up there….
WTF ALEX. Search it urselfLOL ppl get high at 1 in the morning…
o-o"that they do…plus severe personality changes xD -knows for a fact- it’s even more weird at 2 am~
@ Rachel: I get severe personality changes on a regular basis & random too. xD@Kevin: I get pissed when you guys / they speak chinese. In ping ying, or w/e… and some other times too, but eh.
What? Pissed at pingying? WHAT?!
Ta ma da. Jessica hen bu xie huan Sean. Sean hen bu gao xiang. :) Decipher.
Alexander i think you mean "Sean hen bu gao xING" FAILUREAnd no. I think you should replace my name with ur own. It fits more snuggly. :)
how about this: Jessica xie huan bunny. Bunny bu xie huan Jessica. :( Poor Jessica.
lol fail. "xiao tu zi" would have been a better fit than just "bunny"Oh…ne ge xiao tu zi shi si de, bu shi huo de. Ta she mei you xing qing de. Fang qi ba.
isnt "like" spelled as "xi huan" instead of "xie huan"?
Rachel: Yr right. Xi 3rd tone. Woops. Sean. Ni hen xiang yao tu zi. Yin wei tu ze xiang Jessica. Oo. :)Jessica. Sorry. Not offense to you
My fail translation of the Sean part:You really want a stomach. Because stomach on jessica… @_@ My pinyin sucks. XDBUT THAT SHOULDN’T BE TWO SENTENCES! O: B/C yin wei is because, and you’re not supposed to start sentences with b/c. 8D
Tu zi is bunny….. Du zi is stomach…. WTH….. I started my sentence with ni….
WTF Its "That bunny is dead, not alive. It has no emotions. Give up la~" HAHA bradon u suck…Alex wats tu ze
Oh wait brandon ur translating alex’s sentence. Still…fail…
Do you want to know what it says? It says: You want a bunny. Because….
SHUDDUP. I WAS CLOSE. XD
Jessica in a bunny costume would be scary. .___.
@Alex, I don’t know how you get A’s in every Chinese test we do, but it’s clearly not helping with your pingyin.1) Grammar fail. (sean xiang yao GE tu zi)2)Pingyin fail mutiple times. (Ta ma dE. Not ta ma da)@Jessica, Bunny-chan is also know as Ben. o_o;; Thanks for telling us unwanted information.@Brandon, …Thinking about that is just scary enough. How’d you even get there you pervert.@Sean, There could’ve been better ways to manipulate the sentence about the "bunny". (notametaphor)@Rachel, Pro. You pwn’t alex. ysopro.: D; D
oh crap, the bunny i meant was the stuffed one ._." get it? eheheh :)
No i dunt
Neither do I.
…yes xD
Kevin, I fail at pin yin. DUH. Jessica. I don’t get it…
D’: fail…. ):
stuffed bunnies~ <3
yaaa ^-^ (:
@Alex, then why do you always ask if we write it or not…@Rachel/Jessica, explain plix.
What do you mean Kevin?
i love a stuffed bunny (lilly) , stuffed animal don’t love = jessica sad………. yeah?
-does not have stuffed bunny-stuffed dogs are cute too =3
yeah *-*and teddies.
WTF kevin ur so mean.sheeesh just cause i didn’t understand a book.
yeah. It’s kinda obvious that a 18 under girl wouldn’t understand a 18+ book.
What book did you give Iris….. Why do you understand an 18+ book?
I didn’t give it to her, she "obtained it through her own means".Who said I did?
rediscovering this.