I just saw this Shitty chain mail yesterday, And I’m warning you ahead of time,
Read it,  and when you see it,
GET THE HELL RID OF IT.
That is all
 
Chainmail contains…
 
O nce you have opened this e-mail, there’s no turning back. 
Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. 
Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning – and it only gets worse from there. Remember, if you are on the cusp of another sign you most likely will have features of both signs…which may lead you into total confusion…… 
AQUARIUS  – The Sweetheart ~ (  Jan 20 – Feb 18 ) 
Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. 11 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
PISCES  – The Dreamer ~ (  Feb 19 – Mar 20 ) 
Generous, kind, and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Don’t like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Un selfish.Good kisser. Beautiful. 8 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
ARIES  – The Daredevil ( Mar 21 – April 19 ) 
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly – easily bored. Egotistical. courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
TAURUS  – The Enduring One ~ (  April 20 – May 20th ) 
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts.Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard – passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward 
GEMINI  – The Chatterbox ~ (  May 21 – June 20 ) 
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. 
5 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
CANCER –  The Protector ~ (June 21 – July 22 )  
Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from others. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
LEO  – The Boss ~ (  July 23 – Aug 22 ) 
Very organized. Need order in their lives – like being in control. Likes boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Like to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to Leo’s. Attractive. 13 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
VIRGO  –  The Perfectionist ~ Dominant ~ ( Aug 23 – Sept 22  ) 
In relationships, very conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
LIBRA  – The Harmonizer (  Sept 23 – Oct 22 ) 
Nice to everyone they meet. Can’t make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
SCORPIO  – The Intense One ~ Very Energetic  ~ (Oct 23 – Nov 21 ) 
Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hardworking. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long Relationships. Talkative. Romantic. 
Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and Emotional. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
SAGITTARIUS  – The Happy-Go-Lucky One ~ (Nov 22 – Dec 21 )  
Good-natured optimist. Doesn’t want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome  ). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn’t like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Dislikes being confined – tight spaces or even tight clothes. Beautiful inside and out 14 years of bad luck if you do not forward 
CAPRICORN  – The Go-Getter ~ (  Dec 22 – Jan 19 ) 
Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be Good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competition. Get what they want. 
20 years of bad luck if you do not forward. 
Send away!! ~Ready ……..  Set…………GO! 
1 – 3 people = 1 minute of luck 
4 – 7 people = 1 hour of luck 
8 – 12 people = 1 day of luck 
13 – 17 people = 1 week of luck 
18 – 22 people = 1 month of luck 
23 – 27 people = 3 months of luck d28 – 32 people = 7 months of luck 
33 – 37 people = 1year of luck ……….. 
38 and more = a very lucky life! 
KEEP YOUR SUNNY SIDE UP!!!
 
This is a WTF to me,
I mean,
seriously,
TAURUS  – The Enduring One ~ (  April 20 – May 20th ) 
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts.Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard – passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous.
How the hell is that me?
Generous? You gotta be kidding me,
and whats with the "Take pride in their beauty"
BEAUTY MY ASS
THATS JUST BULL
WHOEVER MADE THAT HAVE NO IDEA WHO THIER TALKING ABOUT
I MEAN
Wei being…
GEMINI  – The Chatterbox ~ (  May 21 – June 20 ) 
Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial or inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally.
Thats just whack,
Like, EVERYTHING there is the exact oppostie of him, like a chatterbox?
WTH
Wei = chatterbox when Pigs grow wings and fly out tha door and makes cheese,
Wei = Gossiper , oh thats just bull, I mean, take a look, Wei does not equal gossiper,
He more like,
Wei = a virgo/Aries,
If you don’t agree, post what you think he is…
O.o
and Tim h…
oops,
SRY TIM
DON’T Ban…
Oh Shit,
lol!
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